HAHAHA... brrrrroooooad. Franko reminded me not to use those forks... Z-. That guy looks like me on the verge of mohawk... between retard and awesome.           aight, i was doin my dishes tonight and i splashed some of the water onto my crotchular region. then i struck me, why not just firewerk em clean. it made so much sense at the time and i knew it had to be MSpainted if it ever had a chance of becomin real.           as you can clearly see from the drawin firewerks have a multitude of uses, startin from the bottom left, dishes won't step to this when they are threatened with firewerks. i mean cmon, would you? movin on. hate payin bills, just get an extra long fuse or even tie a few together and mail that puppy out. mr. billcollectorunderson won't bother you about that car or condo ever again. and what list would be complete without your neighbors barkin dog. key point bein your neighbors dog, if you ever thought about doin this to your own dog well then it might as well just be your name on the ball you douche. heck if you were really gonna do that to any dog your name should be on the ball. twice. but when your neighbors dog barks at him cause he don't wear a t-shirt on hot days and sits in a lounge chair with sweet sunglasses on it would be ok to do it then, or at night when he lets the dog out so he can rub one out before the 11 o'clock news. and last, but certainly not least, theres the classic: firewerk haircut. chickadees and babeatrons can't resist runnin their hands through your mange when they know it will smell like sulpher afterwards. its like the chinese answer to spanish fly. plus you get street cred for bein tough enough to live with the smell of burnt hair, no one likes that smell, don't front.