HAHAHAHAHAHA... Desperate House Wives. Tim Dalton is crazy... but man this deserves 2 1/2nd. I mean look at that detail he acheived for the wives! Fuckin' Apple II GS style. Anyone up for some Oregon Trail? I call bear hunting.            The title to this one is "Desperate Battle" by Timothy Dalton. My motivation to start drawing this picture was Pez. He said, "Timmy, draw me a picture." So I did. I like animals. So I said to myself, "Self, you should draw animals." So I did. 1st an Ant from Azerbaijan. That is a country along the Caspian Sea. It borders Russia, Georgia, Armenia, and Iran. Azerbaijan has a high Muslim and boxing ant population. It's primary exports are oil, cotton, and cans of whoop ass. Akmu's Gloves are the flag of Azerbaijan. The boxing ants of Azerbaijan have a mutation that gave them duck feet, it's really no big deal. Rudolpho if from Porto Velho, Brazil. He learned Cha-Cha from his Grandmother when he was very young. But at the age of 8 an accident occured. He got knoced the hell out by his father who was the king of all alcoholics. Once he knoced his son out...he realized that his problem was not under his control any more. But by the time the damage was done Rudolpho was already knocked the hell out. These two unlikey foes were brought together to battle for the Desperate Housewives. With this season over the ladies have nothing to do except sit around and pleasure themselves. So they were abducted after the last day of shooting and are locked in seperate traveling dog kennels until a winner is declared. The winner will then be able to bring them home and do what they please with the ladies. No Glass Bottom Boats though. That is when you put saran wrap over a lady's face and then pinch a loaf on the protected spot. The hotter the brown mush, the better.           This should be the picture of the week because it has popular television icons, animals, and a fight. One of the animals is dancing. Everyone loves a dancing animal. Just look at commercials today. Half of them contain computer animated animals dancing or singing. That will bring in a lot of people that will like the picture. The desperate housewives will bring in a larger audience too. The people who like diversity will enjoy a ant from a middle easter country. That is a large fan base for such a simple picture. And oh yea...boxing. The people who like boxing.           P.S. The Ant is a very large ant...the monkey is normal size. I figured it would be too hard to make boxing gloves that small. And if they were at ant's size, those small finger cymbals whould be too samll to comprehend.