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First off they are delicious yet so are the sausages. The sausages aren't as messy... or ARE THEY?!  But really, I'd have to go with Big Mac Sauce... unless someone buys me Taco Bell and Dr. Pepper. True Franko... very True.

this picture was inspired by what pez ate tonight and what i ate tonight.

sausage
ability to inspire: 7/10
made famous by: dre's buy one get two free night
lost points due to the fact that: kate has already had her fill
versatility: 12/10 (it can be a food or a prop in some of the funniest jokes ever)
combustibility: 11.5/10 (would definitely explode hot grease on the non believer)
edibility: 9.76/10
lost a few points: because i did have one in australia that made me wish i was vegan for about 5 milliseconds
does it look like a dong: yes
most likely to be prepared by: people with hairy backs and white hightops

big mac secret sauce
versatility: 5.3/10
hamburgers: check
capt crunch: no check
combustibility: 4.5/10 (i can't speak from experience but i bet if it was left on the Foreman grill or in the microwave it would bubble itself into a black sticky/sucky/stinky mess. if you happened to be lyin on the foreman or in the microwave i bet one of the aforementioned bubbles could possibly pop and scald you, gainin the sauce a few points. )
edibility: 16/10
again: i can't speak from experience but 279 billion americans can't be wrong
ability to inspire: 6/10
pez almost got me to leave: my videogames and go have a burger with him at his McParent's
does it look like a dong:
          real life: no
          in my drawin: yes, mega flaccid
most likely prepared by: that kid from the simpsons with the squeaky voice that will never outgrow puberty and holds down at least 15 minimum wage jobs all over springfield