Man... the story here was epic, and it all started when on April Fools Day 2006 I accepted a job in California, and started on my trek cross country. My brother graciously came with me and his only requirement was that we bring a cooler full of fish(dead, as in not alive) to Amherst, MA, where he found a freezer full of dead bear arms. Well, there was one dead bear arm, and the freezer was pretty full. A bit bothered by the experience in the dark building, the smell reminded Nikolai of dead bears, so I sprayed Axe on his hands. Actually I chopped his hands off with an axe. Same thing.