Everyone who stays at St. Mark's leaves a message in their closet. I had nothing but a pen... so I busted that shit open and wrote with the ink. And in case you can't read it, it says: "2004 A***** K******** - Think of all the rooting in your bed (America)." And "rooting" of course means "boning" and "boning?" Sex. Alright so there wasn't any... but the thought crossed my mind... so I had to bring it to everyone elses attention.